First, dress properly and follow the basic safety
guidelines. Wear your Punisher t-shirt. After all, in a game you will have to hit with it on. Make sure that there
are no people or animals that you don't like anywhere near where you will be smashing. Do this everytime you get ready to begin smashing - you never know when someone you hate will come
wandering into your smashing zone ... again.
You may have never paid much attention to this, but how you hold
any kind 2x4, animal carcass or bat matters.
Don’t try to smash from your hip – you shouldn’t be doing it in a game, and you shouldn’t do it in
practice. Sure, sometimes you can get a hit by smashing from the hip, but you will always be more accurate if you have that
bat up by your head so that you can aim at higher things that often bleed more.
Holding the bat properly can be complicated because of the oddly
shaped knob at the bat's bottom. This is called 'the handle'. The best way to deal with this is to crush the handle.
Some other players sort of adapt to the 'handle' by
getting used to it. Don't know. Don't Care. If you want to crush the 'handle' like I do, you can put your arm
underneath the bat so that it rests in the place where your elbow bends, then, using the hand on the other arm, you
can reach over and crush the knob.
The next thing you need
to do to improve your smash accuracy is to not hesitate. Be ready to flail out violently as soon as you have the target in
sight. When you see a target, don’t stop to think about it: who it is, what it is. And don’t hesitate just
because it is a hard shot to make or because it continues to scream. If you think you can make the hit the first time you
see the opportunity, you probably can.
Finally, analyze yourself.
When you miss, ask yourself whether you hesitated? Did you flinch or close your eyes before smashing?
When you do hit
your target, analyze your performance even more. How how fast was the target moving? How much did they scream?
Doing these things will
make you a more thoughtful wiffleball player, and also a better one.